Title: Mask of the Green Death
Author: Steph
Written: October 1996
Disclaimers: The characters and concepts of The X-Files belong to CC, and the good ole' folks at 1013 and Fox. I'm only borrowing them without permission, and will return them promptly after Halloween....
Rating: PG

Summary: See the Title - very silly Halloween stuff involving a mask yes, I read the instructions like a good little girl... ::G::

Since I'm flooded in and the Yankees *aren't* playing tonite, I had some time on my hands to come out with this silly piece.... Am I the first, Rhondda? Huh? Huh? I apologize in advance for any out-of-character portrayals. But then, if you can't get out of character on Halloween, when can you? All comments, praises and virtual sunflower seeds to KaiSteph@aol.com. Flames will be used to roast the seeds, which will then be given to trick-or-treaters...


FBI Headquarters, Washington DC
October 31, 8:00 AM

Precariously balancing two cups of coffee on top of the stack of files in her hands, Special Agent Dana Scully nudged open the door of the basement office with the toe of her high heel clad foot, and slipped expertly inside before the door could swing back to hit her in the face.

Seated at the chronically cluttered desk of her partner, Special Agent Fox Mulder, was a bug-eyed alien in an Armani suit, which looked up to give her a solemn glance with its large dark eyes. Scully gasped, bit back a shriek, and just managed to keep the coffee from hitting the floor. She was unable to stop half of one cup from sloshing out all over the files and splattering scalding fluid on the back of her hand. "Ouch!" she hissed, dumping the files and coffee down on the first solid thing she could find, which happened to be Mulder's desk.

"Happy Halloween, Scully," said the alien, cheerfully tossing a sunflower seed hull on the growing pile beside the desk, and gliding the chair back to avoid a coffee shower. "Whaddya think?"

Scully didn't answer, choosing instead to grab the handkerchief from his suit pocket and wrap it around her hand. "You might want to run some cold water on that," The alien advised. "You know, they don't put those warnings on the cups for nothing."

"That was *your* cup, Mulder," Scully informed him frostily, taking the fuller cup and retreating toward her desk.

The alien shrugged, and grabbed some paper towels, mopping up the spill as best he could. "So," he said brightly. "You didn't answer me, Scully. What do you think of my costume for the party tonight?"

Scully rolled her eyes. "*That's* your costume?"

"Well, not all of it," Mulder admitted, pulling off the skin tight mask to reveal very rumpled hair and mischievously sparkling eyes. "I'm not wearing the suit, of course."

"I'm going to wish I hadn't asked this," Scully muttered, taking a slow sip of coffee. "But what are you wearing?"

"Why, the official uniform of the Reticulan Royal Guard, naturally." Mulder informed her with all due seriousness.

"Naturally." Scully rolled her eyes again, and searched her desk desperately for work. Any work.

"I made it myself," he added proudly.

"I knew I'd regret that," Scully said under her breath. She found a memo stuck under the corner of her blotter, and pulled it out triumphantly, only to find that it was a reminder of the Bureau's costume ball that night.

"So," Mulder asked, taking a sip of his half-cup of coffee, and leaning forward intently. "What are you going as?"

Scully sighed. "You're really serious about us going tonight, aren't you? I wouldn't have thought you were the type to get into the holiday spirit."

"Ah but this isn't just any holiday," Mulder's eyes twinkled. "It's the ‘spookiest' one of the year!"

Scully groaned loudly.

"Besides," he continued, "Skinner expects us to be there, and it wouldn't us hurt to gain a few points."

Scully raised an eyebrow. "Since when are you interested in that?"

"Aw, come on Scully, don't be a spoilsport. It won't be that bad. Here," he tossed a small bag in her direction. "Have a candy corn."

The bag of candy struck Scully's desk at just the right angle to hit the base of the coffee cup and send it toppling, soaking the memo. Appropriate, Scully thought with a sigh. This was not going to be her day.

"Scully," Mulder's voice was insistent. "You haven't told me what you're going as."

"You'll find out when you pick me up," she informed him shortly, pushing out of her chair, and heading for the door in search of more coffee.

"Ah, the mystery woman! Very enigmatic, Agent Scully!" That was the last she heard as she let the door shut a little harder than necessary. **

Scully's Apartment, 7PM.

"I'm coming, I'm coming! Hold your horses!" Scully shouted, responding to the insisting ringing of her doorbell. She tripped over the hem of her petticoat, and caught herself on the back of the couch with one hand, the other hand applying a last minute coat of AquaNet to her much-teased hair.

"Take me to your leader," said the alien, as she opened the door. The suit was gone, and he was dressed from the top of the hairless grey head to his toes in a shiny slivery fabric that looked suspiciously like a combination of tin foil and plastic wrap. Scully decided she didn't want to know.

"Ah," he said, following her into the living room. "Good Queen Bess. The Virgin Queen. This isn't going to help your Ice Maiden reputation, Scully."

"Shut up, Mulder," she told him, grabbing keys and purse, hitching up her brocade skirts and stomping out the door in a decidedly non-royal manor.

He shrugged. "Sure," he said, closing the door behind them "Whatever."


Some Fancy Hotel
Downtown DC, 8PM

The Reticulan Royal Guard escorted Queen Elizabeth I into the grand ballroom, skillfully dodging Chewbacca, a Mountie, and Xena, Warrior Princess, to turn in the direction of the food table. Next to the punch bowl stood Antony and Cleopatra. The toga-clad Antony had his back to them, but Cleo smiled and waved, her dark braids swinging in her face. She looked vaguely familiar, but Scully couldn't quite place her. Antony turned around. "Agent Scully!" He said warmly.

"Sir!" she gasped, her voice sustaining a bit of a squeak, and heat rushing to her face as she got an eyeful of just how much chest Assistant Director Skinner had exposed by the draping sheet. Viciously, she jerked her mind away from trying to figure out what he was wearing underneath, and dragged her eyes away from his muscular chest to his olive-leaf crowned head.

Skinner was looking at the alien, his eyebrows raised. "I assume this is Agent Mulder," he said dryly.

"I come bearing gifts from Reticula." Mulder stepped forward, and bowing, presented a small silver bag to Cleo with a flourish.

"Thank you," Sharon Skinner said graciously, taking the bag and opening it. "Sunflower seeds?" she questioned with an amused grin.

"They may resemble what you know as a ‘seed'," Mulder's voice took on a serious lecture tone. "But in actuality..."

Skinner took Scully's arm and pulled her aside. "I'd keep clear of Romeo if I were you," he warned her in a low voice, inclining his head to the other side of the table. "He's been at the punch already."

Scully followed his gaze to where Agent Pendrell stood swaying slightly, in a poet's shirt, and very tight tights. She felt herself flushing again. Obviously spotting her, Pendrell's already bright eyes widened, and he waved vigorously.

"Oh, God," Scully muttered, backing away. She grabbed Mulder's arm, tugging him away from Sharon, and felt the fabric crinkle. It *was* tin foil.

"Hey," Mulder started, then he glanced over Scully's shoulder. A low laugh came from under the mask. "Don't worry, your majesty. I'll protect you."

"Shut up and dance, Mulder." Scully pulled him out on the floor as the strains of "Monster Mash" came from the band on-stage.

Mulder soon proved that Reticulans not only had their own ideas on seeds, they had their own unique ideas on dance as well. As he lapsed into an obviously alien version of the Macerena, Scully started laughing in spite of herself.

Her laughter was short lived however, as she felt a tap on her shoulder and heard a high pitched voice say "May I cut in?"

Scully whirled, and Mulder stepped in front of her. "Hi Pendrell," he said. "Is that a microscope in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"

"I was talking to Agent Scully," Pendrell said petulantly.

"Ah, but it is my sworn mission to defend the Good Queen's honor." Scully slipped away as Mulder waved his hand over his face and intoned "Beware, the Mask of the Green Death...."

Making her way through the other dancers, Scully came face to face with Sharon Skinner, who was ducking under the furry arm of Chewbacca. "Never a Roman around when you need one," Sharon muttered, escaping the unwanted attentions of the Wookie. Agreeing, Scully hurried after her into the ladies room.

Pendrell's enthusiasm died as soon as his quarry disappeared. He headed back to the punch bowl, and Mulder milled through the dancers in search of Scully. Giving up on the floor, he pushed out of the crowd toward the wall, and pressing his back against it, scanned the crowd. A telltale trail of smoke snaked past his eye and he whipped around to see a pirate with a patch on one eye, and a cigarette in hand.

"What are you doing here?" Mulder hissed.

"Enjoying the party," said the cigarette smoking pirate, with a wave of his hand. "Nice costume, Agent Mulder. Very - realistic."

Mulder leaned forward intently. "Really?"

"No." A puff of smoke hit him square in the face, causing him to shut his eyes and cough. "Not really." When Mulder opened his eyes, the pirate was gone.

"Scully!" Mulder resumed his search with renewed vigor.

"Shhh!" A hand grasped his arm as he passed the ladies' room. "Is he gone?" Scully looked wildly about.

"I convinced him his tights were too tight, and he went off to change," Mulder quipped.

"You haven't seen Chewbacca, have you?" Sharon Skinner was right behind Scully.

"Nope, I'm the only extra-terrestrial in these parts." Mulder nodded his head at her and turned back to Scully. "Scully," he said urgently, his voice lower. "He's here - Cancerman!"

"Ick." Spoke up Sharon. "That man's the reason Walter's shirts always come home stinking of stale smoke."

Both Mulder and Scully turned to stare at her in suprise. "What else do you know about him?" Mulder demanded.

Sharon shrugged. "That's it. Just that he's a man with a filthy habit that's always lurking around."

"That about sums it up," Scully said dryly.

"Scully-"

"Not tonight, Mulder," she said firmly. "It's just a party. There's no conspiracy going on here."

Mulder's reply was cut off by the fortuitous arrival of AD Skinner. "Sharon, there you are!" Skinner adjusted his olive leaves and Scully tore her eyes away from his chest again. "I've been looking all over for you."

"You could have looked harder when Chewbacca found me," Sharon said crossly.

"Hey," Skinner slipped his arm around his wife's waist. "What do you say we get out of here?"

Sharon's eyebrow rose, and she smiled. "Why Walter...."

Mulder watched them go. "We could do the same," he whispered to Scully. "I mean get out of here, not *that*," he said defensively at her expression.

"Mulder, first you drag me to this party, now you want to leave early?"

He shrugged. "There's nothing here to eat."

"Nothing deep fried, you mean," Scully said.

"No donuts either," he agreed.

"Okay." Carefully, they made their way back across the floor to the door.

"Hey, Spooky!" called Frankenstein, standing in the doorway. "Nice costume! The car was a nice touch too."

Mulder stopped. "The car?" he asked.

"Yeah - the little flying saucer in the field beyond the parking lot. Isn't that your car? How'd you do it?"

Mulder tensed, and Scully gripped his arm tightly. "Don't even think about it Mulder!" she hissed. "They're just trying to get you all worked up."

He relaxed. There wasn't any saucer - not here. That would be ridiculous. "You're right Scully," he said. "Let's go home."

They crossed the lot in search of Mulder's Taurus. "I need to get one of those key chain thingies," he muttered, his eyes straying momentarily toward the field. For a second he thought he saw a light. Then he shook himself. "Nah," he said under his breath. "Couldn't be."


"I thought it was a nice costume," one alien remarked to the other as their saucer swept south of the city, flying low over Maryland. "Very realistic."

"Yes," the other agreed. "Reminded me of your Uncle Dweeg."

The End

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Title: Masquerade
Author: D. A. Prewitt
Classification: SR
Rating: PG

Summary: Scully attends a Halloween masquerade ball and the night proves to be one she will never forget.

Author's Notes: This story is in answer to Rhoni Lake's Halloween Mask Challenge. It's pure fluff, no sex, no violence (but please, read it anyway). Big thanks to Charli for her expert editing and wonderful comments. And thanks to PRhino for this great challenge idea.

Disclaimer: Dana and Margaret Scully belong to the Grand Messer of Minds, Chris Carter (oh, and 1013 and Fox Broadcasting, too). Richard and Bitsy Chandler are figments of my stressed-out brain. As for the character of 'William', I'll let y'all decide that one... <grin>

Archivists/Newsgroups: I give permission for 'Masquerade' to be posted on the archives and newsgroups as long as my name, and intro remain intact.


"I can't believe I'm doing this."

Dana Scully shook her head as she viewed herself in the full- length mirror in her bedroom.

"This is crazy. I look like a refugee from 'A Tale of Two Cities'," she said, adding a little more black eyeliner to a fake mole she had applied to her cheek. "I don't know how I let Mom talk me into this."

Scully laughed when she remembered her mom inviting her to the Chandler's annual Halloween Masquerade Ball. Richard and Bitsy Chandler, the Scully's neighbors for as long as Dana could remember, had held their Halloween party every year for the past 18 years. Scully knew that her mom had rarely attended, even though she was good friends with Bitsy. So she was surprised when her mom had decided to attend this year, but with one small catch: she wanted Dana to go with her.

"Come on, honey, it will be fun," her mom had said. "You don't get out enough, Dana. Why won't you let yourself have fun for just one night?"

*Why, indeed,* Scully mused silently as she took one last look in the mirror.

She let her eyes move down her body, soaking in the lavish costume she had rented on her mother's insistence. The costume, a Marie Antoinette-style dress with a matching powdered wig, was a sight to behold. Scully ran her hands down her sides, seeing where the form-fitting bodice tapered in at her small waist, then fanned out into a full skirt at her hips. Her eyes traveled back up to her chest, and she blushed slightly as she saw her full bosom spilling out of the top of the dress.

"Well, at least I'll be wearing a mask," she said aloud. The Chandlers allowed any type of costume at the party, but there was one concrete rule of thumb: All attendants must wear a mask, and that mask cannot be removed, for any reason, until midnight.

Scully reached over to her vanity table and lifted the mask, bringing to her face. She had chosen an elaborate mask of blue, white and pale yellow feathers, with gold glitter sprinkled throughout. The mask was supposed to cover just her eyes, but with her small face, it ended up covering half of her cheeks as well. She secured the mask with the elastic string and added a few bobby pins to keep it in place.

Taking one last look, she decided she was ready and walked to the front door, grabbing her car keys as she walked. Making her way out of her building with only a few wayward glances from neighbors, she opened her car door, then started laughing.

She looked down at the full, puffy skirt of the dress. "How the hell am I going to drive in this thing?"


Scully drove to her mom's house and parked in the driveway. She tapped the horn a few times, and her mom emerged from the house, dressed in a Charlie Chaplin outfit, complete with a derby on her head and a cane twirling in her hands. She wore a black and white sequined mask that covered most of her face.

As Scully got out of the car, her mom approached her and smiled. "Oh, honey, you look breathtaking."

Scully huffed. "Yeah, well I *feel* ridiculous. This dress is a pain in the butt, and the wig is starting to itch."

Her mom laughed. "But you look so beautiful. And the mask is the perfect touch, too. Not too gaudy but not too understated, either."

Shaking her head, Scully pointed to the Chandler's house across the street. "Well, Mom, let's get over there before I chicken out and leave."


The two Scully women stood in the foyer of the house, looking around the room in awe. The Chandlers had removed almost all of the furniture, leaving the expansive living and dining room bare, except for the costume-clad guests milling about. Orange, black and white streamers were tastefully draped across the ceiling and walls, and the far end of the room had been fitted with a portable hard-wood dance floor, with a mirrored ball dangling above. *This place looks more like a grand ballroom than someone's living room,* Scully thought to herself.

"Mom, what did they do with their furniture?" Scully asked quietly.

Her mom leaned to her ear. "I have no idea. I don't think I want to know."

They continued to wander about the large room for about an hour, stopping to talk to various guests as they went. Scully began to feel a bit self-conscious as she attracted stares from many of the men in the room. After one uncomfortably long, leering gaze from an obviously drunk man dressed as a Viking, she left the room and headed down a dimly-lit hallway in search of a bathroom. She silently prayed that there was a way to stretch the neckline of the dress up, because she knew that if she so much as sneezed, the other guests would be seeing more than just cleavage.

"Hey, Martha Washington, where are ya goin'," the Viking asked as he staggered down the hall in pursuit of Scully.

Quickening her pace, she turned down another hallway, running right into another guest. Her head was at his chest, but she could see that he was dressed in a black tuxedo with tails and a dark gray and white striped ascot. His large hands were shrouded in white gloves, and Scully thought he looked much like a turn-of- the-century British nobleman.

He placed his hands on her shoulders. "Whoa, m'lady. Why are you in a hurry?" His voice was low, with a touch of an English accent.

"Sorry, I..." Scully stopped when she looked up at the man. His dark, thick hair was slicked back and his mouth wore a warm, playful smile. The mask on his face was dark green with silver stripes randomly placed around the edges. A very simple mask, Scully thought, but when she added to it his deeply intense eyes, which resembled two dark emeralds with flecks of brown and gold, she was left breathless.

The man lowered his hands from her and looked beyond her head, down the hallway. "Ah, I see you're trying to escape the clutches of Leif Erikson over there." He gestured to the slovenly Viking leaning against the wall a few feet from them.

Scully smiled and nodded. She couldn't tell if his English accent was real or a ruse, not that it really mattered to her. She decided to have some fun with it herself and donned what she figured was the worst French accent ever attempted. "Oui, monsieur, he is following me down ze hall and I am trying to run away."

The man laughed. "Well, then I'll just have to rescue you," he said quietly, his mouth just a few inches from her ear. He offered Scully his arm and escorted her past the drunken man, who was still propped up against the wall. Scully stifled a giggle when she saw the incredulous look on the Viking's face.

They continued on into the main room, where Scully noticed that the dance floor was getting a good workout. The song was fast- paced, and couples in all varieties of costumes were moving to the upbeat tempo.

Stopping once they arrived at the refreshments table, the man picked up two champagne flutes and offered one to Scully. "Some champagne for m'lady?"

She smiled and took the glass. She was about to take a sip when the man brought his hand to her wrist. "Wait. I want to propose a toast, but I cannot until you tell me your name."

Scully's mind went into full-gear, not wanting to reveal her real name. She gave him the first one she thought of, her tongue almost tripping over it with her bad French accent. "Katherine. My name is Katherine."

The man smiled warmly. "Ah, Katherine." He said her name slowly, almost as if he were tasting it on his lips. "Katherine. An extraordinary name for an extraordinary beauty."

Scully lowered her head shyly. She could feel the heat rising to her face and silently cursed herself for not buying a mask that covered her entire head. After a few seconds, she finally raised her eyes to his. "Monsieur, I must now know your name as well."

"My name is William," he said, raising his glass. "And now, I propose a toast. To you, Katherine. You are an angel sent from the heavens, a vision sent to bless my eyes with the sight your beauty for just this one evening. Please say you will dance with me." He took a sip from the glass.

Scully found herself so moved by his words that she couldn't breathe. Normally, she scoffed at such flowery, romantic fluff, her analytical mind reducing the words to nothing more than a cheap pick-up line. But with the rich, mesmerizing tone of his voice and the gentle look in his eyes, she could see that he was sincere, and she was completely entranced.

Unable to find her voice, she simply nodded. He took both champagne flutes and placed them on the table, then extended his hand to her. He lead her to the far end of the dance floor. Leaning over the DJ's table, he whispered something to the man, then turned back to Scully.

A few seconds later, the room filled with a slow orchestral piece, the flowing melodies from the violins and woodwinds creating a romantic mood. William took Scully in his arms, placing one of her hands upon his shoulder and taking her other hand in his and holding it to his breast. He wrapped his other arm around her and rested his hand at the small of her back. Despite the incredible height difference, and she had figured he was almost a foot taller than her, she felt at ease in his embrace. There was something so comforting, so familiar about being in his arms.

They moved about the floor as if on air, their bodies swaying in perfect harmony. The song ended too quickly for her, and she raised her eyes to his. Another slow song began and William bent his head down, his eyes just inches from hers. "Please stay, Katherine. Please allow me another dance."

Again, her voice was nowhere to be found, and she had to settle for nodding at him. The smile on his face sent a rush of desire straight through her body. She smiled back, then allowed herself to lay her head against him, which caused him to pull her closer.

Scully spent the rest of her time at the party with William. They danced almost every dance, no matter the speed of the song, and when they weren't dancing, they would talk and laugh and drink champagne, both oblivious to everyone else in the room.

As the night wore on, Scully found it increasingly difficult to keep up the French accent, but she was determined not to ruin the illusion. She was having a wonderful time, momentarily leaving the reality of her work and her life behind, something she didn't allow herself very often. William's words weaved a magic spell over her. She had never felt so beautiful, or so desirable, in her entire life.

About ten minutes before midnight, the DJ announced the 'Removing of the Masks' ceremony to take place at the last stroke of the grandfather clock, the only piece of furniture that was not removed for the party. Scully found herself both excited and saddened by the announcement. She was anxious to learn William's true identity, but saddened by the fact that the fantasy was about to end.

She excused herself to William and followed the darkened hallways to the bathroom. She had hoped no one was standing outside the bathroom door as she cursed the dress a dozen times, swearing she would never wear anything this cumbersome again.

Scully realized when she left the bathroom that she had spent almost ten minutes fighting with the dress, and was about to miss the ceremony. She walked briskly down the main hallway, which was now almost completely dark, lit only by the light spilling in from the living room. She gasped when she felt a hand on her arm.

"It's alright, Katherine. It's just me, William."

She moved so that she could see a small ray of light hitting his face, then smiled. "Did I miss the ceremony?" Scully asked anxiously.

"No, not yet. But before you go back in there, I wanted to ask you a favor." He paused while she nodded, then smiled brightly. "Spending this night with you, my dear Katherine, has been a dream come true for me. But reality is close at hand, and I feel I must do one more thing to make the fantasy complete. Will you indulge me one last bit of heaven?"

She nodded slowly, unable to move any other part of her body, and then she closed her eyes as she felt his hands on her face, his thumbs softly caressing her cheeks.

"So beautiful, my angel Katherine," he whispered as he lowered his lips to hers.

Scully felt herself floating, her mind focusing only on William's mouth and hands. The kiss was so chaste, yet so inviting, and she felt her knees weakening. But all too soon, she felt him pull away. Her eyes remained closed a few more seconds, trying to savor the feeling on her lips.

She slowly opened her eyes, only to find that William was gone. She looked to her left, then right. "William?"

She heard the clock beginning to chime and ran back into the main room, her eyes frantically darting about, trying to find the tall, handsome man in the green and silver mask.

Seeing her mother on the opposite side of the room, she ran to her. Her mom smiled and pointed to Scully's mask. "Get ready to remove your mask, honey. Only six more chimes to go."

"Mom, the man I was dancing with. William. Did you see where he went?"

Her mom frowned. "No, Dana, I didn't. He's not in here. He must have left."

At that moment, the room erupted with cheers as the guests all removed their masks, and hugs and handshakes were exchanged.

Scully slowly reached up, removing the bobby pins from her wig, then lowering the feather and sequined mask from her face. Although the room was filled with laughter, the joy she had felt earlier was gone, and Scully could not stop the stray tear rolling down her face.


Dana Scully arrived at Hoover Building the next morning in a state of utter exhaustion, both mentally and physically. She had hardly slept, her mind continually wandering back to the Chandler's Masquerade Ball, to the dancing, to the feeling of being in William's arms, to the kiss...

Taking the elevator to the basement, she made her way through the maze of hallways and just before making the last turn, she bumped into someone. She felt large hands gently move on her shoulders. Her eyes widened and she felt her breath growing ragged. She snapped her head up to see her partner's lopsided grin greeting her.

"Mornin', Scully," he said, his eyes narrowing as he lowered his hands from her. "Hey, are you OK?"

"Yeah, Mulder, I'm fine. You just startled me," she said, trying to regain her composure. "Where are you going?"

The grin returned to his face. "I...ah...I've got a few errands to run. I'll be back in half an hour," he said as he headed down the hall to the elevator.

She stood there a moment, taking in a few deep breaths, then continued down the hallway to the their office. Fishing the keys from her purse, she unlocked the door and stepped in. She closed the door behind her, then turned to her desk.....and promptly dropped her purse and jacket to the floor. She gasped, then slowly crossed the room, knowing that it was just her mind playing tricks on her. But when she finally reached her desk, she knew it was true.

Delicately placed atop a pile of file folders was a single red rose, and next to it, a green and silver mask.

THE END

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