Title: Halloween Mayhem
Author: piper maru duchovny
Author's page: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1102812/
Written: 10/31/2008
Category: X-Files
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: Naaaaaht Miiiiine. dammit.
Words: 154
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully wants Candy.

A/N: I am stuck inside this Halloween; stupid illness. And I'm bored cause we have no Halloween Movies besides Casper and Hocus Pocus. Plus I had like 2,000 pieces of Candy Corn Taffy. So this is what it became.

"Mulder.... what on earth is that?"

"It is what it is Scully."

"But isn't it a tad big?"

"You're the doctor Scully, you tell me."

"But it's blue!"

"I know! Isn't it cool."

"It's not plausible."

"It's not supposed to be plausible!"

"Whatever Mulder... is that chocolate!?"

"If you want it Scully you have to admit that my blue skull is cool."

"Fine Mulder it's coooool."

"Thank you. Here is your Milk Duds."

"Happy Halloween Mulder."

"Happy Halloween Scully."

"Mulder don't make the Skull talk!"

"Sorry Scully."

"I swear I am gonna shoot you some day."


"Yes Mulder, again."

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