Title: X-File Funnies 28: Hold The Lantern
Author: Peter Copeman
Written: September 1998
Rating: G - General - Suitable for all.
Classification: Humor
Disclaimer: Blah, Blah, X-files, Mulder, Scully, Blah, Blah, Not Mine, Etc, Etc, Etc, Just Borrowing The Characters, Dum-De-Dum-De-Dum, No Copyright Infringement Intended, Blah, Blah, Blah, Chris Carter Is A God, Etc, Etc, Etc, Don't Sue Me, As I've Got No Money! This Story Came From The Depths Of My Mind, A Dark, Dank, Hideous Place, Where Anything Could Happen. The Sort Of Place Where Ideas For Text Adventure Games Start Life, And Where Ideas For FanFic Hide

Summary: Scully delivers triplets.

Note: This is another in my series of short humor stories which are based on jokes I've been told, read on the humor newsgroups, or from my huge collection of joke books.

Scully was staying at a motel in the back woods of Arkansas, The motel owner's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, during a blackout, and as Scully was the only doctor for miles, she was called upon to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, Scully handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

"Hold on, Sir," said Scully. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another one to come."

Sure enough, within minutes she had delivered a baby girl.

"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, sir...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried Scully.

The motel owner scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked Scully. "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"

== The End ==

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